Tuesday, July 21, 2026
Remember the Willard
In an episode of Seinfeld, Kramer moves down to Del BocaVista with the elder Seinfelds. Cottage cheese egg white omelets, ruling at ping pong and dancing with the ladies are part of his new routine. Morty comes up with a brilliant idea. Install Kramer as puppet President as a workaround to his own exclusion from running. Kramer makes promises, is surging in the polls, and gifts the willard calculators to all the voters as a bribe. Lo and behold, they don't work. In minutes, the elder statesman of the community says "vote for the guy in the wheelchair". Kramer defeated. This November remember the willard. Vote for the guy in the symbolic wheelchair. Where are you Americans for Reason and Truth.
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